8/10/2003 12:15pm I was happily playing in my mums custom built swimming pool when bang someone pulled the plug and let all the water out. 8/10/2003 2:15pm What's happening, something is squeezing and pushing me. I'm not happy about this so I push and kick back. I like it here I'm not going down without a Fight!
9/10/2003 4:00pm More than a day later and I think I am winning! But wait, the doctors just given mummy a shot and the squeezing just got harder, I'm losing ground. 10/10/2003 4am I can see daylight (mums fully dilated) don't like the look of that out there If you want me out your gonna have to come and get me! 10/10/2003 5:30am Mummy's now on the midwives side and is trying to push me out. 10/10/2003 6:50am Well I think I'm done for, they have just stuck this sink plunger thing on my head and are pulling me out. (click on the picture to see the real instrument) 10/10/2003 7:17am I give up I'm too tired to fight any more I have to admit defeat I'm on my way out!